“I don’t want to be buried in a pet sematary …”
“Oh bury me not on the lone prairie …”
Silly me.
I didn’t even know Ivana Trump liked golf …or why someone who divorced her more than 30 years ago would play any role in where she was buried. After all, Donald Trump was only the second of her four husbands.
“Oh bury me not on the 13th green …”
To be fair, she and Trump were married for nearly 14 years and had three children together. Her other three marriages were childless and added up to less than five years.
I suppose it’s possible that she considered her Trump years as the best of her life and that she never got over her love for him.
Then again, it is Donald Trump we’re talking about. A man who practically defines the world vulgar.
A man who created fake magazine covers with his picture on them.
A man whose home has solid gold bathroom fixtures.
A man who ….
Oh, you know. A man who no one with a fighting chance at a three-digit IQ would admire.
A man who frequently commits one of the most outrageous sins for a golfer — driving his cart on the green.
Back in the mid 1990s, my friends and I played a Los Angeles County golf course on which O.J. Simpson occasionally played. We used to say we would refuse to play with the acquitted murdered, but I think I would rather play with Simpson than with Trump.
I just have this feeling that he would never stop talking about himself, and I’m also afraid he would smell really bad — especially after two breakfast burritos.
Seriously though, I just can’t believe anyone in their right mind and with any sense of what was classy and what wasn’t would want to be buried on a golf course.
Of course it’s all about money. Trump apparently takes a property tax deduction given for land used for cemeteries. If that sounds ridiculous, a small part of Trump’s course in New Jersey makes hay and also has a small heard of goats on it.
That apparently qualifies Trump for a farming exemption.
The longer he lives, the worse and worse it gets.
Talk about the Ugly American.
There is one other thing. For all the talk about why someone would want to be buried on a golf course …
Who would want to play golf in a cemetery?