Another of those fun old Facebook games from back in the day. The answers I have then had to be ones different from the person who challenged me. Now they just have to be different from my 2009 answers.
1. Name something you use in the shower? Shampoo.
Body wash.
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? Shoulder pads
Jock strap.
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? Advertising fliers
Dead bugs.
4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Breath mints
Condominiums.
5. What is another word for blemish? mar (verb)
Zit.
6. Something you cook in the microwave? Pot pies
Popcorn.
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? Refrigerator
King-sized bed.
8. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Craps in the house
Humps a visitor’s leg.
9. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? A test-icle (lame, I know)
Eye test.
10. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Archery
Eagle scout.
11. Name a phrase with the word “home” in it? There’s no place like home
Home is where the heart is.
12. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Hockey
Boxing.
13. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student’s day? Detention
Return a test.
14. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? Sniffles
Red eyes.
15. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Sock.
Jeans.
16. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Deodorant
Ice cream cone.
17. Name something you bring home as a souvenir from Mexico? Sombrero
Montezuma’s Revenge.
18. Name an event in life that causes a lot of stress? Changing jobs
Divorce.
19. Name something people do to try and save a marriage? Counseling
Second honeymoon.
20. Name something teenagers do on the sly? Sex
Smoke pot.
21. Name something children do that makes them proud of themselves? Tie their own shoes
Toilet training.
22. Name one of the symptoms that tells you you are getting sick? Headache
Nausea.
23. Name something you can fill a balloon with? Helium
Water.
24. Name something people drink beer out of? Bottle
Cans.
25. Name a flower a cheapskate gives his wife on Valentines Day? Dandelion
Daisies.
26. Name a party that almost always thrown by women? Bridal shower
Baby shower.
27. Name a pet that doesn’t do any tricks? Pet rock
Teacher’s pet.
28. Name something that motivates a man to get in shape? Divorce
Softball season.
29. Name a good sport for men and women to participate in together? Golf
Pickleball.
30. Name something men think they know more about than women? Directions
Everything.