Weird?
Five days ago, I wrote about the amazing weirdness of the Republican presidential ticket, from Donald Trump’s love affair with movie monster Hannibal Lecter and J.D. Vance’s sectional relations with home furniture.
It’s getting even weirder,
Normal attacks aren’t having much effect with voters, so Trump told an elaborate story about a helicopter ride he took in California with Democrat Willie Brown, who once had a relationship with Kamala Harris. Brown reportedly badmouthed Harris and then told a story about how he and Brown had nearly died in a helicopter crash.
Of course, it never happened.
“He’s dreaming,” Brown said, denying he had ever been in a helicopter with Trump. “He’s so inept.”
Actually, Trump did ride in a helicopter with Brown, but it was California Gov. Jerry Brown. I guess it was easy for Trump to confuse his Browns, even though one is black and the other white.
Adding insult to injury, the Brown who was in the copter with Trump, said “There was no emergency landing and no discussion of Kamala Harris.”
There was a witness as well, current Gov. Gavin Newsom. “I call complete B.S.,” Newsom said, laughing.
At this point, Trump has to be wishing the Democrats were running brain-worm guy, aka Robert F. Kennedy Jr., against him instead of Harris.
Of course, RFK Jr is helping Trump by distracting the corporate media from true stories of his corruption while in office.
Dead bears?
A lot more interesting than $10 million bribes, I suppose.
At least Trump will be able to afford the best nursing-home care when he defects to Russia or North Korea after losing the election.