Funny to hear Obama dick-joking Trump at the DNC

Has there ever been a president who hated his predecessor as much as Donald Trump hates Barack Obama?

It apparently goes back to the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner when Obama got some measure of revenge for Trump’s obsession with birtherism.

Shortly before the dinner, the state of Hawaii had put an end to the controversy over whether Obama was a native-born American by releasing his long-form birth certificate. Obama said that should be good news to Trump.

“Now, I know that he’s taken some flak lately, but no one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald,” Obama said. “And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter — like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?”

Comedian Seth Meyers made it far worse for Trump.

“Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican — which is surprising, since I just assumed he was running as a joke.”

“Trump owns the Miss USA Pageant, which is great for Republicans, because it will streamline their search for a vice president.”

“Donald Trump said recently he’s got a great relationship with ‘the blacks.’ Unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I bet he’s mistaken.”

Thirteen years later, in his speech at the Democratic National Convention, Obama showed he’s still got it when it comes to ridiculing Trump and making fun of the size of Trump’s genitalia.

“It has been a constant stream of gripes and grievances that’s actually been getting worse now that he’s afraid of losing to Kamala,” Obama said. “There’s the childish nicknames. The crazy conspiracy theories. This weird obsession with crowd sizes.”

He put his hands together together to indicate he was referring to something small. He paused for a beat after delivering the comment and looked down before gazing deadpan into the audience.

Did President Obama make a dick joke about Trump?

If there is one thing that bothers Trump more than anything else, it is people implying that he has smallish genitals. In one of the 2016 debates, Marco Rubio responded to Trump calling him “liddle Marco” by pointing out Trump had small hands, which often means other body parts are small.

Adult film actress Stormy Daniels, who has seem Trump naked, said he had a small penis. He has denied that repeatedly, saying it was at least of average size, but I think if it is, he would find a way top show it.

In a way, it’s like the stories about Trump’s horrific body odor and his lack of control of his excretory system. That’s one that must be true because no one is denying it.

As for the genitals, I would rather not know.

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