I got one helluva shock a few minutes ago. I sat down to write a piece about how if the White House Correspondents Dinner is the “Nerd Prom,” as others have called it, then CPAC, which I call “Whitestock,” must be something worse. I was thinking maybe the “Incel Ball.” So I looked at the …
What’s the worst thing that can happen to a serious person? If you said “become a figure of ridicule,” you nailed it. The terms we have to describe it — jerkoff, jagoff, etc. — don’t really get it done. Anything with “jerk” in it that’s not Jamaican food or a weightlifting term implies a certain …
My left arm hurts, right up at the shoulder. Not a real big deal, at its worst it’s about a 2 on a scale of 1-10. Speaking of that scale, it’s sort of like the system guys use among themselves when talking about women. There are no 10s. I have finally convinced my wife not …
Editor’s note: Another one of the lost pieces from the restore. *** “You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.” When Jim Bouton wrote the final sentence of his classic book, “Ball Four,” …
Are we the victims of our own success when it comes to the COVID-19 vaccine? There wasn’t much Donald Trump did right in dealing with the pandemic, but he did push for a vaccine to be developed as quickly as possible. That a vaccine was developed and brought to market in less than a year …
As you know if you’re a regular reader, both my children are in the Foreign Service, one for the last 17 years and the other for the last 12. Between the two of them, they have been stationed in Yaounde, Cameroon, Athens, Greece, Beijing, PRC, Monterrey, Mexico, Surabaya, Indonesia, Ascunsion, Paraguay, Kingston, Jamaica and Guatemala …
Do people still purchase AM radios? When I was 11 years old, they were all the rage. They could be portable, sitting in your shirt pocket while a wire connected one plug to your ear. They were known as transistor radios then, and just about all people listened to was music. It wasn’t great quality …
Editor’s note: Another of the pieces lost in the reset. I was on the verge of falling for another clickbait deal last night when I stopped. The picture with the link was of Gene Wilder, and it said that he had spoken the most memorable line ever in a movie and it wasn’t even in …
Ah, Texas. I never used to care much what happened in the Lone Star State. To me, Texas was too arrogant by half, the state where they killed John F. Kennedy and the home of the hated Dallas Cowboys. Then I spent 11 weeks in the Hill Country in the summer of 2010. Beautiful scenery, …
Another reprint from blogs lost during the restore. Just in case you thought things would get back to normal with Donald Trump gone … Step up to the microphone, Marjorie Taylor Greene. And sit down, Matt Gaetz, Louie Gohmert, Gym Jordan and all you other contenders for the 2021 Bachmann Cup as craziest member of …
