Farmers have known for a long time that you should never ever eat your seed corn. When the food starts to run out, when hunger pangs get stronger, there is a temptation to reach back into the pantry and start eating the corn that was held back to plant in the spring for the next …
LET’S GET BACK TO BASICS AND NOT EAT OUR SEED CORN Read More »
I wrote this six years ago, when the national debt was lower. It may still work. Let’s get rid of the national debt. Whatever it is — $18 trillion, $19 trillion — let’s just make up our mind right now that we’re going to get rid of it. My guess is we could do it …
One of the closest things to a perfect movie I ever saw was “Breaking Away” in 1979. People who remember it will see it as one of the better American films about bicycling, concluding with a stirring finish in Indiana University’s “Little 500” bike race. But there was so much more to it than that. …
People who hate government always seem to come back to two examples — the DMV and the Postal Service. These two organizations are made to seem like the closest thing to Hell on Earth, things that would be so much better if we lived in a Libertarian paradise. One of my favorite young comedians, Natasha …
I was picking up groceries at Kroger’s the other day. I like the food, especially the prepared meals that I’m eschewing eating while I’m doing Noom, and I used to like the fact they devoted nearly half an aisle to books and magazines. Sadly, they cut the space devoted to reading material by about 75 …
The first thing to remember about the situation in Afghanistan is that it was always going to end this way. Afghanistan isn’t called the “graveyard of empires” without good reason. Just as the British failed to conquer it in the 19th century and the Russians failed in the 20th century, we have received our own …
Back in the early days of our friendship, when the Milhous guy was still in the White House, my friend Bill Madden and I discovered something interesting. We knew someone named Munzell — the only person I’ve ever known bearing that name — who had a tendency to be sort of annoying. When discussing him, …
If I still had kids in school during the time of this pandemic, I would be asking one question: “What are you people doing to reduce the chance my kids will get COVID-19?” At this point, little else matters, and it appalls me how many so-called parents see precautions beiong taken as some sort of …
Let’s make one thing perfectly clear. Anyone who loves Donald Trump and has yet to purchase a “My Pillow” from Mike Lindell is extremely ungrateful. Lindell is almost singlehandedly keeping the man some refer to as Agolf Twitler is the news, so when he is reinstated by the Supreme Court and is back in the …
IT’S AUGUST 13TH AND TRUMP STILL ISN’T PRESIDENT Read More »
God, I hate dieting. Although I’m actually pretty good at it when I put my mind to it. I’ve had three different diets — in 1985, 1989 and 2010 — where I lose a total of about 275 pounds. A number of lesser ones probably take my lifetime total up to at least 500 pounds …
