“Why does a dog lick his privates?” “Because he can.” Dogs are a lot like Republicans in that respect. No, Republicans don’t lick their genitals, although I imagine if they were flexible enough, they might give it a try. Actually, Republicans operate by one set of rules when they have control of the government and …
It has been a long time since I considered myself a sports fan. I still love baseball, but I have little or no interest in the other professional sports. The year before the pandemic might have been my favorite year as a fan — Washington won the World Series and Virginia men’s basketball won the …
Me too? Oh, Lord, this is going to be a narrow wire to walk. Sexual harassment is one of the worst things going on in this country these days, but … I know, I know, saying “but” almost negates the original context. But things have gotten completely out of control, and it started with what …
One thing that confuses me is I keep hearing what a high IQ Donald Trump has. I was reading one of those clickbait things on Facebook that was counting down the IQs of some of the presidents. I was more than a little stunned to see Ronald Reagan with a 130 IQ and Gerald Ford …
We all know the name of our national anthem, but actually there are three different songs people seem to love that could fill that purpose. “The Star Spangled Banner” might be the strangest of them, actually being an ode to a flag in a long-ago war. Its melody was originally a British drinking song, “To …
Subtlety? We don’t do subtlety. We’re Americans. We’re not particularly good at nuance, either. There’s a reason the acronym KISS originated here. Keep It Simple, Stupid. Sometime in the next couple of weeks, tens of millions of of Americans will receive checks from the government, whether they need them or not. They’re mistakenly being called …
Wouldn’t it seem reasonable in a democracy that people running for office would want eligible voters to cast their ballots? Even if they don’t, wouldn’t it seem logical that they would pay lip service to obeying the will of the voters? Especially if they’re trying to convince people that they’re the party of the common …
In an alternate reality not so far away: April 1953, SPANDAU PRISON — Former German Chancellor Adolf Hitler, spending life in prison for war crimes, announced today he was withdrawing his book, “Mein Kampf,” from publication. Hitler said he no longer believed what he had written and did not want his former racist attitudes to …
When it comes to movies/films/picture shows, has there ever been a remake of a great one that somehow improved on the original? As someone who has watched literally thousands of movies, I can’t think of one. The website Insider did a list of the top 50 films of all time, based on reviews. It’s actually …
“The world doesn’t make any sense to me any more. What’s going on? There are babies lying around in the streets. There are people living in boxes. There are people ready to shoot you if you look at them. And we’re getting used to it. The world is so nuts, it makes me wonder about …
