There was an old story about how Americans look at the world. There had been a train wreck in India, and an American newspaper told the story this way: “Three hundred Indians and a man from Chicago died in a train wreck …” The punchline is that a woman was reading the article in Illinois, …
People love to complain that too few Americans understand civics anymore. And while I agree that’s a shame, what’s far worse is that too few Americans understand history. The particularly obnoxious offenders are the folks who say the Second Amendment entitles people to be as well-armed as the government, and that even limiting ownership of …
It’s a helluva world, isn’t it? Caveat emptor. One of those old expressions sent down from ancient Rome, it translates as “Let the buyer beware” and basically means if you’re spending your money, be aware that the seller may or may not be honest. I screen nearly all my incoming phone calls these days, and …
The one issue that seems to ignite the loony right more than any other is of course abortion. But the one that frightens them the most — particularly the manly men on the far right — is same sex marriage. Just look at the motel scene in “Trains, Planes and Automobiles” and you’ll see the …
I am definitely happy when I look at this map. It looks like the farthest south the 17-year cicadas will come is at least a hundred miles north of where I live. Since I lived in California in 2004 and Colorado in 1987, the only contact I ever had with this particular infestation was in …
If you have a hard time believing this country is falling apart, consider this. Greater Idaho. There are seven counties in eastern Oregon that want to secede from their state and become part of a state that is most famous for … Wait for it. Potatoes. That’s right, potatoes. Unless you prefer white supremacists, many …
Military brats have been around for a long time. Most people know it’s not an insult, but a term spoken with pride. It refers to children who had at least one parent on active duty who was getting moved around every year or two. It was mostly a big deal in the 30 years or …
If you’re looking for the tiniest of silver linings in this, you could say that at least Marjorie Taylor Greene seems to believe there really was a Holocaust. She’s a little off in her imagery, though. She says the Nazis made German Jews wear “gold stars,” but gold stars are what good little children get …
I have friends who have never traveled outside North America. I have a 9-year-old grandson who traveled completely around the world before his first birthday. There’s something really strange about that. My grandson Lexington was born in Seattle and has lived in Indonesia, Jamaica and Guatemala in addition to a couple of short stints in …
“They signed a treaty and our homes were taken, loved ones forsaken, they didn’t give a damn. Try to raise a family, end up an enemy over what went down on the Plains of Abraham.” If you want a lifetime of trouble, be the first ones occupying land someone richer and more powerful wants. If …
