I wish I could explain why I used to get sucked into doing these things on Facebook, but this one was kind of cute.
It reminded me of the play for the big money at the end of “Family Feud” where one person has to give quick answers to five questions and then a second person has to come up with different answers to the same five.
This quiz I took 17 years ago was a lot more than five questions, but they were the same type of queries they do on the Feud.
So here are my answers from 2009 and different ones from the present.
1. Name something you use in the shower? Shampoo.
Soap.
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? Shoulder pads
Jockstrap.
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? Advertising fliers
Dead bugs.
4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Breath mints
Flowers.
5. What is another word for blemish? mar (verb)
Zit.
6. Something you cook in the microwave? Pot pies
Popcorn.
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? Refrigerator
Sofa.
8. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Craps in the house
Humps a guest’s leg.
9. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? A test-icle (lame, I know)
A blood pressure exam.
10. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Archery
Camping.
11. Name a phrase with the word “home” in it? There’s no place like home
Home on the range.
12. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Hockey
Boxing.
13. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student’s day? Detention
Hand out exam papers.
14. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? Sniffles
Red eyes.
15. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Sock.
Sweater.
16. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Deodorant
Popsicle.
17. Name something you bring home as a souvenir from Mexico? Sombrero
Montezuma’s Revenge.
18. Name an event in life that causes a lot of stress? Changing jobs
Final exams,
19. Name something people do to try and save a marriage? Counseling
Second honeymoon.
20. Name something teenagers do on the sly? Sex
Smoking pot.
21. Name something children do that makes them proud of themselves? Tie their own shoes
Learn the alphabet.
22. Name one of the symptoms that tells you you are getting sick? Headache
Dizziness.
23. Name something you can fill a balloon with? Helium
Water.
24. Name something people drink beer out of? Bottle
Can.
25. Name a flower a cheapskate gives his wife on Valentines Day? Dandelion
Daisies.
26. Name a party that almost always thrown by women? Bridal shower
Slumber party.
27. Name a pet that doesn’t do any tricks? Pet rock
Goldfish.
28. Name something that motivates a man to get in shape? Divorce
New girlfriend.
29. Name a good sport for men and women to participate in together? Golf
Croquet.
30. Name something men think they know more about than women? Directions
Sports.